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October 15 2017

October 14 2017

lord-kitschener:

mornington-the-crescent:

zaku-too:

necromanceher:

I’ve come to inform you all the Ancient Greeks spelled Thoth, the Egyptian deity, as Θώθ

hey, thanks! now die

Thoth was the god of knowledge. So it wouldn’t be inappropriate to ask, “ Θώθ , what’s this?”

mmmmm don’t like this post

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weirdandkindafunny:

bugabooperboo:

Stop attacking other people for looking different than the character they’re dressed up as! We need to be nice and accept one another! ‘Cause in the end, we’re all just a bunch of nerds, looking to have fun, right?

If I ever stop rebloging this, assume I’m dead

October 13 2017

chinaglaze:

chizuu:

chizuu:

as an independent artist, you can’t truly reach your full commission yield potential until you sell out to furries

legit artist advice, particularly to artists who don’t get enough commissions? learn to draw both human and animal anatomy. be willing to draw for paying furry customers. it doesn’t have to be your favorite, you don’t have to personally involve yourself in the fandom, and it certainly doesn’t have to be adult-oriented work – but furries are some of the most supportive and easy to work with commissioners out there. it sounds silly on the surface, but it’s worth it. sell out to furries. use your furry money to kickstart your dreams or buy yourself a sandwich or something

this seems niche as fuck but it’s true

I once tossed 400 dollars at a kickstarter to get my fursona into a tabletop game manual. For a niche furry rpg. We furries are easy to bait.

mer-squared:

clientsfromhell:

Me: “How can I help you today, ma'am?”

Client: “Is e-mail internet”?

Me: “I beg your pardon?”

Client: “Is e-mail on the internet? I have no internet, can I still read my e-mail?”

Me: “Well yes, you must be able to get online to view your e-mail.”

Client: “Oh, dear. I can’t see my e-mail.”

Me: “Well, let’s see. Can you open up Internet Explorer for me and tell me what you see?”

Client: “Open what?”

Me: “Your browser, can you open up your browser?”

Client: “My…my…?”

Me: “What you click on when you want to browse the internet?”

Client: “I don’t use anything, I just turn my computer on, and it’s there.”

Me: “Okay. Do you see the little blue ‘e’ icon on your desktop?”

Client: “You mean I have to start writing letters again?”

Me: “I’m…what, I’m sorry?”

Client: “I don’t have any pens at my desk. I just want my e-mail again.”

Me: “No, ma'am, your desktop, on your computer screen. Can you click on the little blue ‘e’ on your computer screen for me?”

Client: “Oh, this is too much work. I’m too upset. Just send me my e-mail. Can’t you send me my e-mail?”

Me: “We…okay, ma'am. Can you tell me what color the lights are on your router right now?”

Client: “My what?”

Me: “The little box with green or possibly a couple of red lights on it right now - it’s most likely near your computer?”

Client: “Lights and boxes, boxes and lights, just get my e-mail for me.


Me: “My test is showing that you should be able to get online right now. Can you tell me what you’re seeing on your computer screen?”

Client: “It’s been the same thing for the last two hours.”

Me: “An error message?”

Client: “No, just stars. It’s black and moving stars.”

Me: “…Do you see your mouse next to your keyboard?”

Client: “Yes.”

Me: “Move it for me.”

Client: “Move it?”

Me: “Yes. Move it.”

Client: “My e-mail!”

This post gave me a fucking ulcer.

October 10 2017

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oleanderwasp:

thespectacularspider-girl:

quinzelade:

smallgreywombat:

anightvaleintern:

kahtiihma:

fandomsandfeminism:

returntothestars:

ianthe:

!!

dat practical armor

I love every aspect of this.

NO you guys don’t understand, the entire book is like this. They tried to cram in all sorts of representation of different races and the art is gorgeous and it’s GREAT! The picture for a spellcaster is a female human who is wearing BAGGY, NON-SEXUALIZED CLOTHING AND NO MAKEUP because she’s in a dungeon, she doesn’t have time to do her hair cmon.

Also this:

*mildly impressed clapping*

this makes me happy

D&D is great.

… this response bothers me because it seems to imply D&D hasn’t had similar things in the past.

I know that 4e had an Asian woman and Caucasian man depicted for their human entry.  There are plenty of examples of artwork not featuring skimpy outfits (and there is nothing wrong with skimpy outfits btw) and as its an RPG, anyone could play any concept for gender and items like sex-swap items existed in D&D for decades.

Geek culture has always been inclusive.  This gaslighting bullshit pisses me off.

I just wish 5th edition would add raptorans back.

It feels a little stripped down, but the bonus of it being easier to manage is nice too. I wish someone would update pathfinder with some simplifications, and cuts to feat taxing.

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concentrated-sunshine:

reasonandempathy:

educatingtheotherkin:

educatingtheotherkin:

ad-hominem-sappies:

lethal-cuddles:

thinksquad:

https://verysmartbrothas.theroot.com/10-not-racist-at-all-things-white-people-do-that-make-m-1819152214

Literally none of these things are inherently racist.

The guy who wrote this is clearly a fucking hipster living in a urban area.

How was this considered journalism and filled under racism? The dude just did sentence long rants about things HE ENJOYS that he doesn’t like white ppl doing.


I mean I’d give him camo (but a shit ton of it, not any camo anything) and I’ll give him overly patriotic but owning dogs? Eating at a delicious restaurant? Bruh…

Also WHO THE FUCK is referring to Hardees as that????

I went looking to see if this was labeled as satire or was a comedy bit.


Nope

Nope.

Couple that article with other headlines like these:

and it just gets worse…

He seems…charming.

Bet he thinks he isn’t a racist too.

I literally had no idea Hardee’s had any particular race involved with it’s ownership before this post.

trilllizard420:

“Blade Runner 2049 doesn’t treat women very well”

oh I’m so sorry that the dystopic cyperpunk sequel to a loose adaptation of Do Androids Dream Of Electric Sheep, where bioengineered androids that are identical to humans except also superstrong are enslaved, have an artificially shortened lifespan and are outright executed if they rebel

doesn’t treat women very well

it’s almost like the point of it is the setting is horrible and dehumanizing, harming everyone, including the high profile runaways played by Rutger Hauer and Dave Bautista are dehumanized and seen as disposable, and thus it’d stand to reason that the women would be seen as disposable

“This dark setting where people are thrown into a meat grinder day in and day out is mean to women” is a very, very tiring take to constantly see

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thespectacularspider-girl:

quinzelade:

smallgreywombat:

anightvaleintern:

kahtiihma:

fandomsandfeminism:

returntothestars:

ianthe:

!!

dat practical armor

I love every aspect of this.

NO you guys don’t understand, the entire book is like this. They tried to cram in all sorts of representation of different races and the art is gorgeous and it’s GREAT! The picture for a spellcaster is a female human who is wearing BAGGY, NON-SEXUALIZED CLOTHING AND NO MAKEUP because she’s in a dungeon, she doesn’t have time to do her hair cmon.

Also this:

*mildly impressed clapping*

this makes me happy

D&D is great.

… this response bothers me because it seems to imply D&D hasn’t had similar things in the past.

I know that 4e had an Asian woman and Caucasian man depicted for their human entry.  There are plenty of examples of artwork not featuring skimpy outfits (and there is nothing wrong with skimpy outfits btw) and as its an RPG, anyone could play any concept for gender and items like sex-swap items existed in D&D for decades.

Geek culture has always been inclusive.  This gaslighting bullshit pisses me off.

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zarekthelordofthefries:

mousathe14:

plume:

OMG everyone I know the ACTUAL story behind the gif this time!

Yes, it’s in Australia– that’s a big angry goanna that wandered into a popular restaurant. All the Australians in the vicinity went OH FUCK NO and cleared off, because goannas are mean.

The waitress you see there is a French exchange student, who was quoted as saying something to the effect of “I thought it was a weird ugly dog” and had no idea it was a reptile that wanted to rip her arms off. She’s been hailed as a hero who saved diners.

It’s amazing what power “not knowing” has.

The thing I especially love about this is this is a pretty dangerous animal, except she managed to defeat it by just fucking grabbing it by the tail and walking too quickly for it to turn around. Once again the animal kingdom is thwarted because we evolved opposable thumbs, long limbs, and reckless bravery.

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egowave:

egowave:

electoralcollege:

egowave:

HELL YEAH

Anne Tifa at it again

can someone add the free speech ball to the victims of communism memorial

i didnt think this could get any funnier but holy shit

October 09 2017

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tamhonks:

its-bewitched:

the-darkest-of-souls:

robb-greyjoy:

thekutestkillua:

comcastkills:

lesbianrey:

if you click to open this thread you die in real life

predicted answer: “have sex with me”

I read this thread and it’s surprisingly wholesome. Lots of guys either wanting to be the little spoon, making jokes about blanket hogging, or wanting their girlfriends to say what they like so that they can pleasure them more.

Tbh I’m starting to think most of tumblr seriously lack any serious interaction with men, and not only sexual but to a platonic/friendship level.

I don’t mean to attack anyone but how come all this people decided men would think something pervert and rapey? How come people who actually checked were so surprised that men wanted something humanly acceptable and maybe even *gasps* cute?

I am serious in this question: did you ever had male friends? Because this thread to me was the LEAST surprising thing on earth.

In HS, having been a butch lesbian and having had a ton of male friends, the typical sex questions were “hey, can you tell me how to mae her feel good?” or “hey, how do I tell if she likes it?” or “do I sound clingy/pathetic if I want cuddles after?”. Boyfriends worry about their girlfriends pleasure, their happiness and what they think of sex. They do. And when they don’t do much to pleasure them, most of the time is because they are inexperienced. Women do have a problem with communicating their desire, nobody denies that it’s also society’s fault but if you don’t ask stuff you can’t get surprised you don’t get it and out there it’s full of men wanting to do things with respect and to make their girlfriends happy. 

Boys are WHOLESOME. As girls are. People are wholesome and nice and vulnerable and in strive for good things for them and others.

And even those who made sexual comments like “blowjobs” or “more boob stuff”…. why is it bad? It’s a NSFW thread???? It’s the space to talk about that. Would you have the same reaction if in their matching thread women said they want their boyfriends to go down on them more? Or if they said they’d like him to touch them in different zones? Would you have complained if women said it of their girlfriends? Then why shaming boys?

Having needs both sexual and emotional is natural, the important is not force them on people who don’t feel like that and these men didn’t (which is why the thread exists in first place).

Men have emotional needs too and pretending they don’t and buying into the “all men think about is sex” and “ah men are all rapey and dirty” is sexism, not only towards men but because it implies that women are purer than them which leads to the HolyMary kinda misoginy that denies women their need to physical pleasure.

Also let’s stop pretending sex is inherently dirty and bad. Sex is fun, as long as it’s consensual.

But yeah I agree with op, I did die opening it, OUT OF THE CUTENESS THAT SPILLED FROM IT.

Ok yeah that was cute

Aw I want this.

wholesome post

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vanderlyle-crybaby-geek:

sarsfe:

ahighlyunpopularblog:

waluigi-hates-sjws:

hill-industries:

filthylibertarian:

gaylibertariansc:

that-one-irish-idiot:

gaylibertariansc:

cleo-antaya:

someoneintheshadow446:

tactical-vanguard:

ceorl-2-of-weimerika:

yourunclejingo:

roumroum:

sdgrave:

triggeredmedia:

countersignal:

thriftjaan:

when white people try to lecture u on ur own religion

“You shouldn’t stone people to death for being gay”

*rolls eyes*

“Women shouldn’t be killed for posting photos on Instagram”

*rolls eyes*

“The testimony of a woman should counts equally to that of a man’”

*rolls eyes*

“ Sex with a nine years old girl is pedophilia”

*rolls eyes*

“Raping farm animals is unacceptable”

*rolls eyes*

“The fact that you’re permitted to lie for your own group advancement without consequence with Taqiya is inherently against our values.”

“rolls eyes”

“You shouldnt mutilate little girls vaginas”

*rolls eyes*

“All the other religions of the world have reformed to fit the modern day. It’s high time you do so too.”

*rolls eyes*

“You shouldn’t kill journalists for publishing controversial media.”

*rolls eyes*

“Honor killings are abhorrent and evil and there is never any justification, and it is not the girl’s fault she was raped, EVER”

*rolls eyes*

“It’s wrong to kill people for leaving your religion”

*rolls eyes*

“Apostasy laws are barbaric and archaic”

*rolls eyes*

“There is no justification for killing others because they are of a different religion or no religion”

*rolls eyes*

(We can go on for hours)

“You shouldn’t try and blow up Parliament and or children “

*rolls eyes*

“hijacking a plane to fly into skyscrapers is bad”

*rolls eyes*

“If you’re migrating to another region to avoid violence caused by members of your own religion, maybe you shouldn’t bring the exact same behavior with you”

*rolls eyes*

“Dismissing violence committed in the name of religion, and claiming those who committed those acts weren’t true followers of the faith is wrong”

*rolls eyes*

throwing acid into women’s faces because they don’t follow your religion’s views of modesty is wrong.

*rolls eyes*

“Only a woman’s eyes should be visible!”

*rolls eyes*

“Women have a right to an education”

*rolls eyes*

“Gay people shouldn’t be thrown off of buildings”

*rolls eyes*

October 07 2017

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joeldasalsa:

People might not realize how groundbreaking this is to recognize in India.

I’m kinda giggling at the phrase ‘right thinking’, but good on you, India.

Reposted byhappykokeshi happykokeshi

i don’t have an ink pen or fancy paper so how about

ommanyte:

ommanyte:

ommanyte:

ommanyte:

ommanyte:

ommanyte:

ommanyte:

minktober

minktober day 2

minktober day 3

image

day 4

day 5

alright lads it’s day 6

day 7 

tenaflyviper:

I’ve seen women and girls insist that people only make jokes about pumpkin spice because it’s something they enjoy, yet a pumpkin spice air freshener got a school evacuated two days ago because the smell was mistaken for a potential biological hazard.

October 06 2017

dragginage:

dragginage:

please please please teach your children to cook while they still live under your roof. even the most elementary things can’t be overlooked. because i just had to show my 24 year old boyfriend how to use a potato peeler and now i need to lay down for an hour

i hate this post because it just proves that like.. no simple statement can just be absorbed and the general population of tumblr go ‘yeah that sounds about right.’ i’ve had nazis say it’s a woman’s job to cook, terfs say that it’s only ‘males’ who don’t know how to cook, people have accused me of being classist because some people don’t own potatio peelers, called a bitch for airing out my boyfriend’s dirty laundry (which if the most embarrassing thing i can procure about the guy is that he’s not great in the kitchen i’d say he’s okay lmao)

just shut up and teach your fucking children to cook holy shit dude

photoshop-and-chocolate:

dualclock:

photoshop-and-chocolate:

photoshop-and-chocolate:

today i learned nipples grow back and now have to figure out what to do with this information

cuz if i needed to learn it everyone else has to too

I know nipples grow back because once when i was in middle school in my art class a bunch of dudesat my table who were always fucking around instead of doing their work heard a rumor that if you spray AXE directly onto your nipple for exactly sixty seconds, and flicked it, your nipple will come off. So the moment the teacher left the room to go to the bathroom or something, they whip out a can and one brave soul among their number begins to spray himself, while the others chanted ritualistically. At 60 seconds, they watched, giggling, as the young man put his hand up to his breast and flicked. to their horror, the nipple did come off and, at ballistic speeds, soared across the table and hit me right in the cheek. And stuck. So everyone who was aware of this spectacle is sitting there in stunned silence, all while blood gushed from the nipple hole of the young man. I am so stunned that I am literally incapable of moving, having astral-projected so far away from this disembodied nipple that i may as well have been a dead man. The teacher returns and his shirt comes down, in an attempt to hide the tomfoolery, but yall know AXE Body Spray knows nothing of mercy, and almost immediately she was alerted to the scent of defeat and the sight of blood seeping through the young mans shirt. She didnt ask for an explaination, simply advised him to take the pass and go to the nurse. As he stands to go, his fellow comerade, remembering me suddenly, reaches over and plucks the bodiless nipple from my cheek, like a grape from the vine, and runs up to his friend with the words “dont forget your nipple”. It was a moving experience that honestly changed my life forever. I’m a new man after that day.

This is by far the best addition to any post I have ever made.

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sigsauer-ist:

ungoliantschilde:

FedEx has amusing aircraft mechanics in their employ.

oh fuck this is great

October 05 2017

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thewaitingplatypus:

queersanddragons:

magnolia-noire:

themoufofthesouth:

congenitaldisease:

Mikhail Kalashnikov, the man who created the AK-47 assault rifle, wrote a letter in which he professed his guilt and regret over his creation shortly before his death in 2013. He explained that he felt responsible for all of the deaths caused by his creation: “The pain in my soul is unbearable. I keep asking myself the same unsolvable question: If my assault rifle took people’s lives that means that I, Mikhail Kalashnikov, … am responsible for people’s deaths.” He expressed that he wished he would have created a tool to benefit farmers instead.

What kind of extreme lack of foresight

what did he possibly think would hapoen when he designed it?????

Not that I’m a fan of guns or anything, But Kalashnikov designed the AK47 during world war 2. He came up with the gun to be more reliable in combat against the Nazis. 

The quote is specifically about the guns ‘uncontrolled distribution’.  

The quote is specifically about the guns ‘uncontrolled distribution’.

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